if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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