Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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