I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
His hands were made for my vagina.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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