It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
you inspire me to be a worse person
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm sobbing to NWA
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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