I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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