Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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