Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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