O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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