I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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