I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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