It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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