The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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