He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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