I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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