No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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