Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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