A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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