Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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