Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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