you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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