home. puking in laundry basket.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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