Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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