with your own penis?
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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