weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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