Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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