I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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