So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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