Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Terrible idea I love it
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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