I must be too annoying 4 u.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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