What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Randomize
