how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Randomize
