You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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