Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
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Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I came so hard my ears popped.
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