stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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