Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You are a genius and a whore.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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