Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
