so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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