I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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