Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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