So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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