Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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