We're like a lot better than the average bears
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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