Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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