Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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