I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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