the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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