I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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