Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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