Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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