It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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