so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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