my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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